When someone calls me attractive
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??
I can confirm this is 100% true
when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like
GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED
if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg
yea last year you spoon.
oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF MY FAMILY ASSUMING I’M NOT DOING MY FUCKING SCHOOL WORK. I’M ALWAYS DOING IT. I’M WORKING MY ASS OFF.