satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

these gender rolls taste disgusting

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
funkybug:

scary post 4 u blog

thatdudeemu:

sojetlife:

roxannemonologues:

I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back.

i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin

I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while We in church

fortheluv0frish:

bakrua:

queer person: thats gay

white cishets: ummmm sweetie do u realize that gay is not a derogatory term and you are upsetting my feelings by using that term!!! :) 

queer person: thats gay

Me!!!!

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.