annabethfell:

my otps 

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When someone calls me attractive image

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

quantumfemme:

schrodingerstriceratops:

what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??

I can confirm this is 100% true

bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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elo-cin:

GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

hitchhikersguideto221b asked:
to be fair, you did less work than i did last year.

yea last year you spoon.

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF MY FAMILY ASSUMING I’M NOT DOING MY FUCKING SCHOOL WORK. I’M ALWAYS DOING IT. I’M WORKING MY ASS OFF.