• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
  • people: wow your tumblr is so depressing
  • me: yeah imagine feeling like that
  • crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    pvnk-is-dad:

    I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

    kookie667:

    Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

    ingredior:

    baelor:

    i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

    “if i die”

    shinykaito:

    everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

    my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

    officialwhitegirls:

    fake-ketchup:

    Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

    um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself
  • patrickat:

merinnan:

alchemicalramblings:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

Psh, I bet he’s just saying she set him on fire. False immolation claims like this make me sick.

And besides, if it had been a real immolation, the body has ways of shutting the heat down so you don’t get burned.

He had a history of playing with matches.

    ratatit:

    you know whats gross

    that people w penises are generally v v educated about their bodies as kids like they know exactly whats gonna happen

    but like for me i had no idea what vaginal discharge was and when i started getting it in 5th grade i was fucking petrified and i hear so many stories about little girls thinking that theyre dying because no one told them what a period was

    idk thats just really fucking shitty that female anatomy is so taboo that we cant even properly educate kids